When placing a personal ad on-line be sure to list the following things to get the most responses.
- Make sure your photos include pictures of all your pets (either alone or with you).
- Speling and grammer aint very imprtant.
- If you could “meet anyone / have lunch with” be sure to list Brad Pitt and/or Tom Cruise (because we can all meet those expectations).
- Be sure to not use any punctuation.
- Be sure to have at least one picture with your ex cut/photoshopped out of the image.
- Use ALL CAPS when possible.
- Be sure to mention your ex at least four or five times.
- Don’t smile in any of your photos.
- List as much of your baggage as possible in your profile (oh, wait! That’s what blogs are for!).
The scary thing is, most of the above comments are from the profiles that I liked…
So clearly I’m checking the on-line personals, any suggestions on any dating sites that have a number of Michigan people signed up?
Since you’re wondering… I am single. I’m looking for an intelligent, employed female who doesn’t smoke and would like kids someday. South-east Michigan is preferable but I’d travel to the ends of the Earth to find the right woman (seriously). If you want to know more about me just ask or read some past entries (stick with the family, friends, holidays, me and meme categories for more the best personal info; the rest just shows what a geek I can be).
Oh, that’s funny. Dating, conversely, is usually not funny. Ruff, ain’t it?
when you find this beauthiful ah young sweet gentle lady hang onto her okay
i doudt you will i been looking a long time and have traveled to ends of the earth to find her
i am about to give up dont recomend that though but i am about to just give up
wish you the best of luck the last lady i knew in michigan got in a fight in canada she still in jail too nice lady just way to tall for me and still in jail kinda kills it you know