Monthly Archives: April 2004

There are 600,426,974,379,824,381,952 ways to spell Viagra

My name is Gary, I mean gÄ®ý , no I mean GÅ®Ý.

Here is a very detailed analysis of how words can be spelled differently and yet still convey the same word to the reader…

This is part of why it’s SO hard to stop spam (or at least one of many reasons). Just something to consider…

100 Things About ME – “I dislike” + “I am” + “I’ve Lived in” Part 3

I’ve combined “I dislike” +”I am”+ “I’ve Lived in” Part 3 into one big entry called 100 Things About ME .

New colors :(

So I’m not liking these new colors on the blog. But I’ve been fussing with them for a while so they are staying for a few days, I’ve been liking this red so I thought I’d like the look. I know the background isn’t the most masculine but I didn’t think trying to contrast the colors was going to look so non-masculine. It was either too pink or too pukey…

Taxes – Tuesday Twosome

  1. “Eek, I owe” or “Show me the money!” Show me!! Actually it’s not very much this year…
  2. “Finished already” or “It isn’t the 15th yet, so why rush?!” Why rush?!? I suppose I should get those done soon, eh?
  3. “Taxes suck” or “I don’t mind because some of it goes to social causes” I’m not keen on them but I know they help out. I’d pay more if I knew it’d go to education!
  4. “1040EZ” or “How the heck does anybody understand all this crap?” It’s not that bad, but I wouldn’t say it’s EZ either.
  5. “Receipts? What are those?” or “I keep everything just in case *knock on wood*” I keep ’em all. They could be sorted a little better…

From Tuesday Twosome.

100 Things About ME – “I Like” Part 2

I’ve combined “I Like” Part 2 into one big entry called 100 Things About ME .

Two Things

The story goes –

A few years ago, I was chatting with a stranger in a bar. When I told him I was an economist, he said, “Ah. So… what are the Two Things about economics?”

“Huh?” I cleverly replied.

“You know, the Two Things. For every subject, there are really only two things you really need to know. Everything else is the application of those two things, or just not important.”

“Oh,” I said. “Okay, here are the Two Things about economics. One: Incentives matter. Two: There’s no such thing as a free lunch.”

For computers I’d say:

  1. Reboot if it acts up.
  2. Backup your files.

From http://www.kegz.net/blog/eggz/ who got it from here.

To save readers some money I’ll include two bonus items:

  1. Don’t buy the best unless you have cash to burn (or really intense games to play / processes to run). In another 12-18 months that machine will be 25%-%50 less or the new model will be 50% faster.
  2. Make sure it’s got a good return policy (unless you know it’s exactly what you want).

What’s your two things?

Tuesday is Chooseday – Volcano or Tidal Waves

    Would you rather:

  1. live in a place with the constant threat of volcano eruptions OR the constant threat of tidal waves? Whew… I’m thinking the tidal waves. I’d rather be soggy thatn have 4th degree burns.
  2. go through an operation that would make you absolutely gorgeous, able to win any beauty contest OR one that would make you able to run faster than anybody on the planet? The running is pretty cool, but if it’s not fast enough to run on water I’ll go for the operation (because we all know how vain I am).
  3. have warts on your face OR on your genitals? No.
  4. scream in pain everytime you comb your hair OR cry like a baby when you brush your teeth? When I brush my hair. I don’t do much with my hair, but I brush my teeth all the time.

From tuesday is chooseday

100 Things About ME – “I Like” Part 1

I’ve combined “I Like” Part 1 into one big entry called 100 Things About ME .