So all I could think when I read this is “Where’s my Jet Pack?”, which is what I thought I’d have by now. The cartoon is actually four frames, so you’ll have to click it for the last frame (and it’ll take you to the site that I got it from.
After clicking it, as with all xkcd cartoons, be sure to hover your mouse pointer over it for an extra punchline, while it’s not as funny, it does reference my initial needs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYX3eSYYx-8 Part 2
Jill Robinson’s mom, details of argument with Jill, father Tom Robinson, locations of Jill sightings, details of Jill’s Bike and locations, and Spidey’s testimony. Oakland County Child Murders