So I usually avoid Tuesday is Chooseday because there is usually a rude question or two (or three) that I don’t feel the need to publish on-line, but today’s is okay with me…

Would you rather:
1. have a first name that nobody can pronounce OR one nobody can remember? I’ll go with no one can pronounce my name (at least they’ll remember me).
2. be confined to a couch for three weeks OR wear rollerblades for three weeks straight? I could deal with the rollerblades. I’m assuming I can sit on the couch to rest.
3. be the person who cleans up the elephant cages at the circus OR the person who cleans the friers at mcdonalds? I’d probably never eat fries again but I’ll choose those over the elephants.
4. your poop be bright blue OR your saliva be grass green? I’ll go with the blue. No one’s going to know about that, right?

From Tuesday is Chooseday.

Would you rather:
1. live in a place with the constant threat of volcano eruptions OR the constant threat of tidal waves? Whew… I’m thinking the tidal waves. I’d rather be soggy thatn have 4th degree burns.
2. go through an operation that would make you absolutely gorgeous, able to win any beauty contest OR one that would make you able to run faster than anybody on the planet? The running is pretty cool, but if it’s not fast enough to run on water I’ll go for the operation (because we all know how vain I am).
3. have warts on your face OR on your genitals? No.
4. scream in pain everytime you comb your hair OR cry like a baby when you brush your teeth? When I brush my hair. I don’t do much with my hair, but I brush my teeth all the time.

From tuesday is chooseday