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Slow Learners

Written By: Gary on January 2, 2006 One Comment

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.”

–Elayne Boosler


Here’s another…

“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God….I could be eating a slow learner.”

–Lynda Montgomery

From Don’t Forward.

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One Response to “Slow Learners”

  1. amy says on: 3 January 2006 at 8:17 am

    After her divorce, an old friend of mine took Boosler’s approach…to love. She claimed to want it, but set it up so no one could ever get close.

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