“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.”
–Elayne Boosler
Here’s another…
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my
fishburger and I realize, Oh my God….I could be eating a slow learner.”
–Lynda Montgomery
From Don’t Forward.
After her divorce, an old friend of mine took Boosler’s approach…to love. She claimed to want it, but set it up so no one could ever get close.