My HoroSpoke

My HoroSpoke for this past week says:

From the viewpoint of an unbiased bystander, you’ve got your shit straight. You’re balancing a myriad of those spinny plate things and have yet to drop a single fucking one. Bravo. Unfortunately, I’m not an unbiased bystander; I’m your overly opinionated astrologer. Sweets, you need to cut the shit and deal with some of those fucking skeletons. They have escaped your unorganized closet and are making their way down Broadway to parade all that stands for your misery. Go tackle those bastards before you have a breakdown during their final dance all over your lack of balls.

Wow! Some of that’s not so far off these days…

Jenna at GirlSpoke does HoroSpokes every week.

One response to “My HoroSpoke

  1. well – i’ve been dealing with my skeletons… so, hmmm… maybe i’ll just go with the “i have my shit together part”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*