So this morning I grabbed a banana to take to work. Later in the day it hit me, “where’s the banana?” I never did have it turn up before I left. Now that I’m home, something smells like something’s rotting a little and I can’t figure it out.
I’m wondering if there’s a connection…
A monkey stole your banana, which ended up be a POISONED banana, and so now his little monkey carcass is rotting behind the couch.
Still, he may be stinking up your house, but he DID save your life.
A time when a BAD MONKEY is actually a good one…
LATER:
So I never found the banana!
I took the trash outside but I didn’t know if the smell was gone or I just got used to it. But today when I came home it was gone. But I never found the banana in the car or at work or anything. Maybe I accidentally put it in the trash and it was just getting old…