I burned my bacon so I threw it away and put some more in the pan and burned that too. I was going to try and eat some of it anyways and then I realized it’s Good Friday (that means no meat to those who don’t know).
Do you think someone was trying to tell me something?!?
Yeah, I think what someone was trying to tell you was this: “Bacon isn’t kosher!” ;)
Oops. To clarify: It was turkey bacon.
I think it burned because you were distracted. :)