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How Many Spiders Do You Eat While You Sleep?

Written By: Gary on November 5, 2005 164 Comments

sleepingSo I actually clicked on the above ad at Yahoo! today. I usually ignore them but I just couldn’t help myself. I just thought it was interesting enough to share.

Of course all it really does is do a search for “eating spiders while asleep” at Yahoo. If you want to see the results to find out if it’s true, you’ll have to click on it yourself.

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164 Responses to “How Many Spiders Do You Eat While You Sleep?”

  1. Janine says on: 5 November 2005 at 8:00 pm

    I just can’t bring myself to click on the link!! I’m not sure that I really want to know the answer to this. Maybe I’ll click on it in the morning…. :)

  2. Kirsi says on: 6 November 2005 at 4:20 am

    Okay, that’s just… I really don’t want to know the answer to that. Eeww.

  3. Donquiojte says on: 23 November 2005 at 1:58 pm

    Doesn’t some one have the answer? I really do want to know how much extra protien I am getting while I sleep. Can anyone give me the breakdown by region as to what kind of spiders are digested in a certain geographic area? Poisonous? Daddy Long Legs? Doesn’t someone have this information. I cant believe the government hasnt already given someone the grant $$$ to fund this venture. Please get back to me.

    Donquiojte AKA Windmill Charmer

  4. Eric says on: 27 November 2005 at 12:15 pm

    I heard from a friend that you eat about 28 spiders a year, i think that’s just nasty! Then i told her that i would have to just duck tape my mouth shut! lol, Then she said that the spiders would crawl into your nose, then i said just forget it! lol, But that’s just nasty!!!!!!

  5. Todd says on: 27 November 2005 at 2:35 pm

    HMMM….Well if I am eating them I hope their good….

  6. charnele says on: 27 November 2005 at 5:51 pm

    i hope i don’t eat spiders. that’s nasty.

  7. kevin II says on: 27 November 2005 at 8:22 pm

    Holy God you are all retarded!!!! first of all to the person who made this, no duh it only searches for, eating spiders while asleep, it says so in the damn ad… and to the rest of you, this was prooved as a urban myth. Its not true at all, first of all if a spider crawled into your mouth you would know it becuase you would wake up choking, first of all in the position that most people sleep your treachia is reduced to an extremely narrow passage.

  8. myeisha says on: 27 November 2005 at 9:21 pm

    i think that we do not eat spiders all people dont ea t spider because all people dont have spiders in there house

  9. Gracie says on: 28 November 2005 at 10:46 am

    i have to sleep in the basement so when i sleep i get spider bites but i didn’t know i ate them. that is just plain gross.

  10. A.Mo says on: 28 November 2005 at 1:07 pm

    So how many do u eat??? I was really too lazy to look

  11. Brandi says on: 28 November 2005 at 9:24 pm

    Goog God! You are all so retarded. The first link that pops up is snopes. It has proof that it’s a freakin lie. You all should have a visit. Unless you want to continue duct taping your mouths at night. Why not get your nose taped while you’re at it so I won’t have to listen to you morons anymore!!

  12. Brian of Lake Geneva W.I says on: 28 November 2005 at 9:42 pm

    look about the eating the spyders at night thing who gives a crap and what are you going to do about it? Complain and give little kids nightmares? Besides people in cultures all over the world eat spyders so whats the problem.

  13. melissa says on: 28 November 2005 at 11:44 pm

    thats sick,how would we be able to swallow the spider?

  14. BRANDI says on: 29 November 2005 at 10:23 pm


  15. v says on: 30 November 2005 at 10:20 am

    I dont believe people eat spiders while their sleep, its only a myth

  16. Sarah says on: 30 November 2005 at 11:49 am

    I hope I dont eat spiders when I sleep, I freak out when I see them crawling and what not. Its so funny how a spider has control over me. LOL

  17. johnna says on: 30 November 2005 at 12:09 pm

    i don’t think tht’s tru. cuz ther’s a 50 out of 100% chance a spider would get into ur mouth

  18. Rachael says on: 30 November 2005 at 12:53 pm

    that is sooo gross

  19. Rachael says on: 30 November 2005 at 12:54 pm

    its a lie i looked it up!!!ha

  20. chollie says on: 30 November 2005 at 4:24 pm

    This web site is now the 6th link on the the search page that was discussing this to begin with. Imagine if it was the first site that came up- self referencing- kind of. Oh and also, I hope you are all are 10 year old girls. Because a 35 year old guy saying ewww and gross is wrong.

  21. lisa says on: 30 November 2005 at 5:00 pm

    i dont know how many i eat i am sleeping

  22. t says on: 30 November 2005 at 6:24 pm

    that is some bullshit! if that is a lie they need to stop, that shit is scary!! spiders can kill you that shit is not funny!!!

  23. guiseppe says on: 30 November 2005 at 6:37 pm

    hee hee, not to insult you guys or anything, but man this is some pretty funny stuff. its amazing how long y’all go on about spiders. and yeah, it’d be great if this was the first thing that showed up for us losers that click on random ads (like garysaid (wow) not that i usually do, but this one got my attention, plus i was bored and was looking for something to do since no one had emailed me :-(. anywho, yeah, thanks for making me laugh (well, chortle) it was appreciated.

  24. Bob says on: 30 November 2005 at 6:50 pm

    I hate those banners…they are irritating as they block the search button for a time…

    Clicking ’em keeps the trend of advertisements expanding on your screen. i’ve complained to Yahoo many a time and even “threatened” to change my home page…hmmmm google sounds good..lol

  25. Stephanie says on: 30 November 2005 at 7:53 pm

    Please! This is the biggest group of imbeciles i have ever seen. If you feel so strongly about the subject don’t “eww!” and “gross!” about it, do some research. Plus this “fact” that spiders crawl into your mouth is completly myth, (unlike most of you I did my research BEFORE I posted my comment.)

  26. sissy says on: 30 November 2005 at 8:24 pm

    brandi if they are all morons then why did you read it to.if you dont believe it then why read it.

  27. sissy says on: 30 November 2005 at 8:35 pm

    ok so if it isnt true, but why do you have to call people morons for a belief, if they want to believe in it that is them. i think people like you needs a life,and need to leave others alone.if you dont like than dont read it.

  28. aj says on: 1 December 2005 at 9:53 pm

    yeah, all this about spyders is cool cuz spyders are cool. any way i enjoyed reading all the comments. it just made me laugh, how one person hates so much and someone else tries to calm he/she down on this site. so keep those comments coming there fun to read.

  29. wizz says on: 1 December 2005 at 11:10 pm

    No wonder I’m never hungry in the morning. I must get the fat juicy ones. Keep ’em comin’!!! Yum:)

  30. Davod says on: 2 December 2005 at 6:30 am

    don’t know ! ! !

  31. ThC says on: 2 December 2005 at 8:22 am

    I hope that could bring myself to be spiderman!

  32. Duke says on: 2 December 2005 at 12:52 pm

    I got here after finding out this is just a myth, but some of these comments are hilarious. My sister has told me I eat spiders when I sleep. I never beleived her but I joked with her that whenever I went to bed later than usual, the spider was on my pillow waiting for me.

  33. Jacob says on: 4 December 2005 at 9:22 am

    I could not help myself to click it either. Do People really eat spiders while they are asleep, because I know when there is something in my mouth and I have never felt something crawling in my mouth

  34. Amy says on: 4 December 2005 at 12:07 pm

    In a way, I think that this is all some crazy ass bullshit. Even if a person have/haven’t eaten a spider, then why haven’t it been proven?

  35. Amy says on: 4 December 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Plus I have spiders in my home and I don’t think I’ve ever eaten one. If I did, then why didn’t the doctor find anything when I had my operation back in 2003?

  36. raheleh says on: 5 December 2005 at 2:03 am

    my idea it is a nonsense think!

  37. Budi says on: 5 December 2005 at 8:30 am

    hey, is this a joke?
    how could a spider walk into your mouth when you sleep?
    such a tickling nonsense…

  38. michelle says on: 5 December 2005 at 3:09 pm

    i woke up once with a spider on my cheek ,wonder if he was headed for my mouth lol, Would’nt bre so bad actually l, i eat chocolate covered spiders,beedles and ants at my grandmothers when we go there on holidays, they are so good ,

  39. Sara says on: 5 December 2005 at 5:36 pm

    yeah dude great info!

  40. Erika says on: 6 December 2005 at 12:48 am

    whoo thats funny i never thought i could have laughed so hard. That put me in a better mood i was in a bad mood 2day but im laughing my a** off now ( if any of yall dont believe in this
    email me ErklvsEmnm AT aol.com

  41. Kerri says on: 6 December 2005 at 2:46 am

    Wow. This is a very interesting place. Well I no I don’t eat spiders. If you did, ya know, some of their remains would still be in your mouth when you wake up.

    I like spiders. I want to find the most piosinus one and get a sh!t load.

  42. neena says on: 6 December 2005 at 3:37 am

    hey this is a great… finding out how many spiders enter ur mouth while sleeping… neways no one can actualy say dat unless n until u hav seen it urself… atleast i wil not believe it… da day i c it myself then only i wil belive it… but da article is interesting… gud job…

  43. Dreadlock_[MULLET] says on: 6 December 2005 at 3:07 pm

    I hope I eat all of the spiders at night, they go good with the boogers.

  44. Sisilia says on: 6 December 2005 at 6:07 pm

    i would really like to know
    please tell me

  45. toni says on: 6 December 2005 at 6:08 pm

    i personally love spiders and i can’t wait to eat my daily serving tonight! they are great for your immune sysytem.

  46. VERONICA says on: 6 December 2005 at 6:13 pm


  47. Dreadlock_[MULLET] says on: 6 December 2005 at 7:24 pm

    If you were an Eskimo that lived in an igloo would you still be swallowing spiders? Or would it be to cold for spiders?

  48. Missy Puff says on: 6 December 2005 at 9:35 pm

    I heard a person eats at lease
    13 tiny spiders while asleep.
    I don’t know how true that is,but……..i don’t know if I want to know if thats a fact!!

  49. Missy Puff says on: 6 December 2005 at 9:37 pm

    ………..oh and AMY needs to shut up cuz,its a fact!so you need to accept it.PLUS,you wont know how many your eating cuz your freak’n asleep so shut your

  50. Bobbi says on: 6 December 2005 at 10:06 pm

    thats really real because one night my sister had to sleep down stairs and she ate a spider so it for real


  51. Carolyn says on: 6 December 2005 at 11:12 pm

    Hmmm…interesting. Eating spiders in one’s sleep sounds pretty appetizing to me, I mean, come on, we eat pork, and cow tongue, and liver, and stuff like that, and then a little spider comes along as a tasty little midnight snack…with all that blood its gathered from its victims…wow! How generous, that creature is to sacrifice its own life to spare us some blood! Homopheliacs should be especially grateful…

  52. Gary Said... says on: 7 December 2005 at 5:10 pm

    The Power of Yahoo! Banner Ads

    So I can’t believe how many search hits I get I get on this blog as a result of this “eating spiders” ad campaign from Yahoo! It’s bringing more visitors to this site than I can imagine. And I’m getting the weirdest comments to it. Some of …

  53. Allanna says on: 7 December 2005 at 6:35 pm

    If you were smart and knew it was just a myth maybe everybody wouln’t be wasting their time to help you figure that out. what if i said that we don’t have spider. O.K. you can E-Mail me and (TRY)to prove your point my E-Mail is lanna_bananna91 AT yahoo.com Thank you for wasting 2 seconds of my life

    for all the people that agree with me you can E-Mail me too and maybe we sould put up a site of how to keep freeks like him or her from sending us shit!! =)

  54. Allen says on: 7 December 2005 at 8:22 pm

    Hey everybody…I was just too curious and disgusted to not click on the add when I saw it on Yahoo!. I found on the first website that it said it was a fact that was made up (so not really a fact at all) by a computer columnist who made it up in order to illustrate the fact that people will believe everything if it comes from the Internet…and she’s right! But on a later website, they put it on their list as a weird fact. So I’m pretty confused. I’m not as confused anymore because I clicked on the 3rd link on the Yahoo Search for it and read the last paragraph (or comment/feedback) on that page. It reassured me that the fact I was so confused about is not true.

  55. tom says on: 7 December 2005 at 10:08 pm

    I didn’t know I ate spiders while asleep. Maybe I’ll set up a mini cam beside my bed and get a few frames. Does anyone know if I can post the images on this board.

  56. Joe says on: 8 December 2005 at 1:21 am

    So whats wrong with eating spiders? How many roaches do we eat a year? Keep eating Chinese take-out and count them.

  57. Jenni says on: 8 December 2005 at 1:36 am

    I’m sure we do eat the smaller spiders if we sleep with our mouth open. That is pretty sick, but than again you are sleeping while it’s happening.

  58. hannah says on: 8 December 2005 at 1:21 pm

    it’s pretty fucking nasty to know that i could posibly be eating spiders but atleast im asleep when it happens. but i think i agree with joe!!

  59. alver mark says on: 9 December 2005 at 3:15 am

    i see no problem eating spiders IF IF IF we are sleeping hehehehe, atleast we really don’t know we are eating some. but in some part of the philippines where poverty is in it’s highest peck, spiders is one of the delicacies they love to eat. and now that the world is facing much of economic crisis, i think spiders can help ease our hunger by eating them while we sleep hehehehehehehe.

  60. Rachel says on: 9 December 2005 at 8:24 am

    WELL, since I already clicked on this link and contributed to the success of your little yahoo! ad banner scheme… I just thought it might interest you people to know that historically, spiders have been regarded as a delicacy- especially among European females. In fact there were quite a few famous women of power whom were known to have such taste for the creatures- oftentimes prefering to eat them alive.
    Personally, I’m scared shitless of the fuckers, but since I don’t recall waking up to find a scientist perched at my bed monitoring the number of spiders committing suicide in my mouth; I feel confident knowing that I’d be an idiot to give such a claim any consideration.

  61. Duke says on: 9 December 2005 at 11:22 am

    Hey, whats with all the additudes? I thought this was kinda funny. If you think we are stupid for talking about this, why are you reading these and commenting on it.

  62. Duke says on: 9 December 2005 at 11:45 am

    If you eat a spider let me know :)) harpd2000@yahoo.com

  63. Tracy Lynn says on: 9 December 2005 at 2:48 pm

    I think that this is a lie because you would feel the spiders moving in your mouth and unless there is drool you dont know if your mouth was even open. This is all fake but interesting at the same time and REALLY GROSS. I would hope that nothing discusting like little nasty creatures even get near my face!!! YUCK!!

  64. SUZY says on: 9 December 2005 at 2:52 pm


  65. rikku says on: 9 December 2005 at 4:16 pm

    My bro told me u eat 3 a night

  66. Rachel says on: 9 December 2005 at 5:35 pm

    I second Suzy’s motion.

  67. Nee says on: 9 December 2005 at 8:46 pm

    spiders sucks!!!!!!!!

    hey don’t be silly are u talking about virus in the computer!!! DAMN!

  68. LIL BRAINZ says on: 9 December 2005 at 9:01 pm

    They never bite me nor go straight to my mouth, they go up my ass!!!! Thats were they bite!!!

  69. baby girl says on: 9 December 2005 at 10:21 pm

    I think it is kinda interesting. I mean I really never thought about that.It is kinda gross though. what do people sit there and watch someone sleep and count how many spiders go in the mouth. thats kinda weird if you know what I mean.

  70. nikki says on: 9 December 2005 at 10:23 pm

    man people have some attitudes on this website

  71. dima says on: 9 December 2005 at 10:27 pm

    How about just cleaning your house once in a while and stop worry about spiders……….
    What a waste of time ..
    get a life…

  72. Spider Eater says on: 10 December 2005 at 6:51 pm

    If you choose to believe that the myth is true, then the average person eats 8 spiders within their lifetime, according to one site. That’s really not that many. You eat about a pound of insects a year, usually from being ground into your food somehow. Like flour,…and probably hotdogs and bologne, which are the crappy parts of the animal (hooves, eyelids, nostrils, eyeballs, etc). Christ. Who cares. Bugs are nutritious anyway.

  73. Ash and Han says on: 10 December 2005 at 10:16 pm

    O.M.G. that is so gross but i guess that if you sleep with your mouth opened at night then i guess they will crawl in your pie hole, l.o.l. Man bro what is yall’s problem with the fowl language we are just kids and we read a lot of stupid things. I mean don’t get me wrong it’s funny, but gollie! Well, i hope that spider guts aren’t going in my mouth at night…… YUCKIE! -Ashley B. And Hannah A.

  74. derrick says on: 11 December 2005 at 12:49 am

    RE: to KEVIN II…. ur trachea (actual spelling) goes to ur lungs… ur esophogas goes to ur stomach area… if u swallowed a spider it would have to go down ur esophogas because if it went down ur trachea it would go to your lungs!! HMMM think on that

  75. Mark says on: 11 December 2005 at 2:32 am

    Personally, I think Waterbugs would be alot tastier.They have alot more meat on them also.
    Think how much we would save on breakfast??

  76. A laughing man says on: 11 December 2005 at 3:41 am

    I eat 5 spiders everynight.

  77. jonh lenon says on: 11 December 2005 at 3:26 pm

    whi gives of fuck

  78. Kimmie says on: 11 December 2005 at 8:03 pm

    What about the spiders and the bugs that live in our bed and pillows, DO we eat them too?

  79. eDd says on: 12 December 2005 at 8:54 pm

    What happen with the spiders if I snore?? Maybe they got afraid…..

    I don’t know… lol.

  80. xel says on: 12 December 2005 at 10:24 pm

    that is nasty! SPIDERS!

  81. Marcus says on: 12 December 2005 at 10:40 pm

    This is like reading the manuscript from a recording of a short bus full of slow kids crashing into the computer lab at the institute of lonely, lonely people. Make Love Not War. Funny stuff you guys, funny funny stuff. please stop now, you have all got to stop already.

  82. marcus says on: 12 December 2005 at 10:44 pm

    I can already see the next post…”Spiders durhur hur” “IckyPOOOO!” “GRODY mcIckyVille!” What next?!

  83. Radiance says on: 12 December 2005 at 11:38 pm

    Actually, if you do press the search, the first link that it gives you is a myth fact finder. That myth of eating spiders was proven false. Also, the lady that came up with it was just trying to prove that people are pretty gullible and will believe almost anything passed around in e-mails or posted somewhere on the internet.

  84. Annie Yahola says on: 13 December 2005 at 2:24 pm


  85. Crystal says on: 13 December 2005 at 9:44 pm

    You guys are so funny you keep saying how could it crawl into your mouth without you knowing the answer is over 50% of the population sleeps with there mouth open therefore you wouldn’t feel it if it crept into your mouth!

  86. me says on: 14 December 2005 at 2:44 pm

    man on wht but i don’t think it’s true

  87. celia says on: 14 December 2005 at 3:04 pm

    yah spides are gross and who the fuck cares if you eat spiders your fucking asleep

  88. Mindi says on: 14 December 2005 at 4:14 pm

    i heard from a doctor that it is true. I really don’t know what to believe.

  89. stephanie says on: 14 December 2005 at 5:04 pm

    How is it nasty to eat the spiders if you are asleep you dont know that you eat them…but it still is kind of nasty to know that you may be eating them.

  90. jamie says on: 14 December 2005 at 11:40 pm

    i heard you eat 8 spiders in your sleep in a year

  91. lance says on: 15 December 2005 at 12:46 pm

    Yeah right, this is bullshit… or at least I know I would wake up if I felt a spider crawling into my mouth (I wake up to just about everything else anyway).

  92. DNatureofDTrain says on: 15 December 2005 at 1:00 pm

    8-10 Spider…
    Dust Mites itty bitty things that live on our eye lashes and skin if they did not we’d go blind.. they eat dead skin learned about it in science we got to watch a cool movie on the jungle that lives on our bodies hehehehe .. Surprised I never see that correct in a search engine. Spiders.. is a legend came from spider mites :D. Lady Bugs eat spider mites. :D

    – DNatureofDTrain
    oh my source Science class their source.. Who the heck knows!

  93. Jojo says on: 15 December 2005 at 1:50 pm

    That is so strange that we eat things and we dont no we do especially wen it is something that we wouldnt eat while we r awake. eating spiders is disgusting and i hope that i dont eat them but i m sure that i probably do… EWE!!!!!!!!!


  94. Samantha says on: 15 December 2005 at 3:57 pm

    Do we really eat SPIDERS while we sleep? I want to know but I don’t want to know at the same time.

  95. Anson says on: 15 December 2005 at 10:03 pm

    Look guys, do the search, and then click the yahoo autofind thing that modifies serches to”eating spiders while asleep myths” and its the frst or second link, it tells you the truth, YOU DONT EAT SPIDERS, and for all those who asked how would we swallow them? We couldn’t unless we chewwed em up!

  96. Erica says on: 16 December 2005 at 9:07 am

    It’s proven that the average person comsumes 8 spiders a year while sleeping, and 3 pounds of spider body parts.

  97. Max says on: 16 December 2005 at 10:48 am

    LOL Are people so stupid to believe anything they hear ? That’s scary (remember what was said about Saddam having nukes…)

    Is it so hard to do a search (it takes less than 1 minute) and see that it is a MYTH.

    Erica commented (on December 16, 2005 09:07 AM):

    It’s proven that the average person comsumes 8 spiders a year while sleeping, and 3 pounds of spider body parts.

    Do you have a brain or not ? Do you think scientists actually stay in front of a person the whole night to see how many spiders this given person ate ?

    OMG so many naives people. Scary !

  98. Michelle says on: 16 December 2005 at 7:17 pm

    To all you people out there that dont believe this..
    I have seen with my own two eyes someone that has eaten a spider while asleep! and there was this thing on America most funniest vedios and there was this guy that was asleep and he had a spider comming out of his mouth..so i think of all the days and hours out of years that we sleep there has got to be a spider out there that has crawled into your mouth and you have eaten it! it is true!! and if you will exuse me im going to brush my teeth now!

  99. joanne says on: 16 December 2005 at 11:40 pm

    all you guys are WEAIRD it’s just supost to make you scarred
    .anyway this site is funny! keep typen!!!!

  100. Jeromy says on: 17 December 2005 at 3:11 pm

    cause she like “eww i don’t eat spiders…”

  101. Paicha says on: 17 December 2005 at 4:51 pm

    Im scared but it is fukin bullshit to say u can eat spiders when you are sleep
    how in the hell r u? Know answer that ooooooooooooooooooooh!

  102. tHAoNeNDOnLy;) says on: 17 December 2005 at 5:29 pm

    dAmN..rEAllY….LMAO J/.K

  103. ariel says on: 17 December 2005 at 9:07 pm

    kool but sick uuuummmmyyyy spiders now i just want to go to sleep so i can eat one.!!!!!!!!!

  104. macy says on: 17 December 2005 at 9:20 pm

    i like eating stuff, especially spiders and i also like taking advantage of people. i am sorry john, i didnt mean to heart u that bad. i thought wen u said do u want a ride home, u were coming on to me. im sry cousin. -macy

  105. marisa says on: 17 December 2005 at 9:24 pm

    hey i ttly agree w/ toni & macy spiders are way 2 good 2 just eat.in fact i haf a whole collection & i’ll lendit 2 u guys sometime! GO SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and by the way i also want to appologize to john i should have had toni check before setting u guyz up. oh and toni it’s ok john likes u 2! – marisa

  106. Alanna says on: 17 December 2005 at 10:00 pm

    Rachel- hilarious comment, the part with the scientist.

  107. Alanna says on: 17 December 2005 at 10:12 pm

    First off, being a prep has nothing to do with saying “eww i dont eat spiders.” Second, I think you should do a blog about labeling people and stereotyping.

  108. katie says on: 18 December 2005 at 6:50 pm

    the chanches of eating a spider in your sleep is very very very low

  109. scaryjam8 says on: 18 December 2005 at 7:17 pm

    i no 4 a fact its true i took a video recording every night for a year and i ate 25 spiders that year i reveiwed them after each night. because of this site but its true if u dont beleive me try it 4 urself.

  110. spider eater says on: 19 December 2005 at 12:49 am

    thats nasty why would anyone think about that? man wierd people….

  111. jeffrok says on: 19 December 2005 at 2:58 am

    you may want to consider some counselling and treatment. Such an anger response is really unusual for such a silly blog. I hope you don’t have children….

  112. Connor says on: 19 December 2005 at 10:57 am

    y would u want to kno i did not even kno i ate spiders thats gross

  113. victoria says on: 19 December 2005 at 3:43 pm

    well i think its better to eat them while we are asleep and not awake

  114. south side varrio loca says on: 19 December 2005 at 3:50 pm

    well if you ate them would you choke for not swallow in it right well i think that this shit aint true! Ive just wasted 1 fucken min. writing this bullshit about how many spiders we eat while asleep!well peace out locs

  115. Saint of God says on: 19 December 2005 at 8:21 pm

    Rather or not spiders are eaten during sleep time. Just be grateful and thank God that you awoke with a sound mind and are yet in the land of the living. Next if not already repent and be saved or else when you die and go to hell for your sin after judgement you will be in the lake of fire with spiders and other crawling thing for an eternity of pain. Something to think about. Be blessed

  116. Susan says on: 19 December 2005 at 11:53 pm

    I don’t know why I even wasted any of my time reading any of these posts which I did not read all of them because I actually have a LIFE!!!!

  117. Susan says on: 19 December 2005 at 11:54 pm

    By the way have any of you actually seen a spider in your home? If I did then they would be DEAD before they got to my mouth!

  118. Ang says on: 21 December 2005 at 1:28 am

    SUSAN, I think your funny you said you dont read all these cuz you have a life.. well if you have a life then why are you wasting it putting up comments on this board??? DUH, susan

  119. beth says on: 21 December 2005 at 7:57 pm

    lol I tHoUgHt ThAt WaS So
    FuNnY lOl I hOpE tHaT i EaT aLlThE sPiDeRs LoL :D

  120. Jackie says on: 22 December 2005 at 2:05 am

    I think that everybody has their own opinion and I personally believe that unknowingly we do eat a spider every know and then. But not every night. It’s not gross, it’s not icky, it’s life. People eat spiders everyday. The spiders are part of their diets.

  121. BB says on: 22 December 2005 at 3:56 pm

    ARe you stupid if we ate a posiness spider we would die

  122. Martha says on: 22 December 2005 at 6:13 pm

    now, how the HELL can spiders crawl into your mouth without you feeling anything. this web site says…that you can add up all the spider parts found in typical foodstuffs until you reach the mass of a spider and call that one spider. But without making such wild assumptions, one can only say that the average person eats 10-12 whole spiders a year, and some two to three pounds of miscellaneous spider parts.


  123. Martha says on: 22 December 2005 at 6:17 pm

    i sugest if you belive this, tape up your mouth when you go to sleep :)

  124. alicia says on: 22 December 2005 at 9:36 pm

    SPIDERS!!?… Owell it’s only protine maybe they taste like chicken maybe turkey but if you cover then in chocolate then they would probrobly taste like sour penuts. HA HA HA just something to think about don’t forget sleep with your mouth closed

  125. Monique says on: 23 December 2005 at 12:38 am

    Personally I hate spiders and thats just me. So the thought of having 1 n e where on my face or n my body is nasty and makes my skin crawl. I am suprised I even clicked on it but I am also kinda glad I did u cuz u pepole r pretty funny.Another thing I really don’t believe this bull or want to for that matter. Well thought I’d add my 2 cent. PEACE

  126. Sam says on: 24 December 2005 at 4:11 pm

    No wonder i have bad breath when I wake up!!

  127. Austin says on: 24 December 2005 at 9:56 pm


  128. bill says on: 27 December 2005 at 7:45 pm

    u eat 10 spiders a year, beleive u me, my dads a doctor. besides, u don’t chew the spider, u swallow it whole and ur insides ( mainly acid ) disolve it. there, case closed.

  129. cindiiee says on: 28 December 2005 at 6:17 pm


  130. I JUST ATE A SPIDER!!! says on: 29 December 2005 at 5:19 pm

    hehehehehe i dont have a life and i clicked on this link and read every comment on here….everyone is intitled to their own opinion. I myself think that we do eat a spider once in a while….i dont think this is gross either!!! has n e one ever seen the big huge spiders with fur on them?? i personally hope i get a chance to eat one of them bad boys!!


    mucho amore

  131. J.E.D. says on: 29 December 2005 at 7:17 pm

    i’m not so sure if i’m ready to know if i eat spiders while i sleep! please don’t tell me…i’l freak out!

  132. michelle meistrell says on: 29 December 2005 at 8:11 pm

    it’s so funny that i should come across this sight! last week i woke up feaking out, i felt something in my throat that seemed to have just past the point of no return and i figured it must have been a spider. of course i was so grossed out, i woke my husband and told him what had happened, then asked if it was possible for the spider to be stuck and hanging on inside my throat cuz no matter how many times i would swallow it would feel like it was still there(yuk). with all the panick my tongue started to feel numb,now my thoughts went to “oh my god, i think it just bite me!!!!! my husband laught and laught, i don’t think i’ll ever live this one down!! anyway i’m fine, but i do believe we swallow spiders when we sleep, hope i never do it again, if i did in the first place. thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

  133. Debbie Leder says on: 29 December 2005 at 8:53 pm

    I don’t eat any!!
    I think the anwer is “NONE”

  134. Angelita says on: 30 December 2005 at 12:27 am

    I Believe This Thing About Eatting Spiders While Your Asleep Is False But On The Other Hand My Daughter Belives It is True So I’ts More In My Family Like A Debate.

  135. Luke says on: 30 December 2005 at 12:26 pm

    Ever since yall started talking about spiders, i kept a spider be gone crap thing in my room. I had the wild idea of spraying it in my mouth. LoL

  136. Tiffany says on: 30 December 2005 at 3:14 pm

    i think i was way better off not knowing how many why did i have to click on this link

  137. chantel says on: 30 December 2005 at 3:52 pm

    All Ya Must BE Dirty Be Cuz No Spiders Come On My Bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats Nasty!!!!!!!!!!

  138. Emily says on: 30 December 2005 at 4:01 pm

    I hope i have not eaten a spider before. yuck thats soooo gross its how could a spider get in your moth and go down your thowt how do you no if you have atin 1 before? some one please tell me my email is emilyduncan199@ayhoo.com please tell me ty

  139. Sarah says on: 30 December 2005 at 4:20 pm

    Wow some of you guysare just freaking out. It’s HALARIUS! but come on thisis a site alot of kids are readingso stop swaring. I think it’s true, my dad eats them all the time. this was fun.

  140. daniel says on: 30 December 2005 at 5:05 pm

    Well, it’s better off me eating them than them eating me!!

  141. Renee Marks says on: 30 December 2005 at 5:31 pm

    This is indeed a myth. Spiders instinctivly know that crawling into a dark WET smelly space with hot air blowing in and out by the nose or mouth is an unsafe place for them. They will not crawl in. They are not that stupid. Plus, the tounge is so sensitive to anything unfamiliar, that you would awaken to spit it out or instincively push it out of your mouth in your sleep. I do not know about you all, but I KNOW I do not chew and swallow in my sleep.

  142. LAMAR says on: 30 December 2005 at 6:32 pm


  143. kimo says on: 30 December 2005 at 7:32 pm

    can i have some fries with that, oh can i have a milkshake with that too!!! sounds like your full of shit…..

  144. angela says on: 30 December 2005 at 7:35 pm

    can i eat them while i am awake really i have eaten worse or should i say sucked on worse

  145. anabela says on: 30 December 2005 at 9:24 pm

    well i heard spiders go in your ear but your mouth i never heard of do they even have the sence to head for the mouth its like a mission for the spiders the eat me mission hahaha well what ever its still nasty

  146. bethely says on: 30 December 2005 at 9:26 pm

    all this is weird and its sad that there is a website for this do you really need to noe u eat spiders while your sleeping its just sad so yeha ever heard of kiss my ass bull shit cooments

  147. David says on: 30 December 2005 at 9:31 pm

    Thems spiders taists mighty good with the BBQ sauce. I’s likes to come home to a plate full of um. Puts my legs up with a cold beer ands eats um up likes theres no tomarrow

  148. chica says on: 30 December 2005 at 9:32 pm

    it says that 146 people spoke up about the truth well 92% of couldnt carless 95% of us say its bullshit we are the sad people actually on this site

  149. ******* says on: 30 December 2005 at 9:34 pm

    32… yes 32 spiders…. thats right 43….. no lie it is 43 like i said…..yup 65….. no doubt its 65 like i said 4 numbers ago

  150. ~*~*~*~*~ says on: 30 December 2005 at 9:37 pm

    i really don`t know or care because i have an extreme aractnaphobia

  151. lakelsha simmon says on: 31 December 2005 at 1:23 am

    yea i would like to know that answer. but i might not be pleased

  152. Jim says on: 31 December 2005 at 1:49 am

    Yes,there’s a great possibility that people swallows crawlies while asleep. Spiders, roaches, bed bugs etc…

  153. Raudel says on: 31 December 2005 at 2:13 am

    THis is too funny. I also blogged about the very same ad. Take a look: http://www.raudel.net/?p=85

  154. ronnay says on: 31 December 2005 at 2:01 pm

    how many spiders do you eat whene you are speeping??well my grandpa speeps with a hankerchif over his mouth!!man this lil things better stay away from me or else i hate the lil things they freck me out man i hate thim but i am not a hater because am not thats it thats all.well if you want to give me a lil hi e-mail me at ronnaynowak@yahoo.com
    well bye ps never be like my papa and sleep with a hankerchif over your mouth that is soooooo bog well bye ronnay nowak

  155. Retarded in MO says on: 31 December 2005 at 3:01 pm

    OMG I cant believe 153 posted on this. MMMMM pass the katchup please

  156. christy says on: 31 December 2005 at 3:02 pm

    u need to stop dat was jus thing 4 spiders huh?? and i dont like spiders and can u stop sayin spiders please

  157. Rosie says on: 31 December 2005 at 6:32 pm

    I dont believe that but I dont know maybe,,,

  158. Rick says on: 31 December 2005 at 10:00 pm

    I don’t usually respond to pop-us, but since I am an arachniphobe, it piqued my morbid curiosity! To me, spiders are like a terrible auto accident; you want to turn away, but you’re facinated at the same time!

  159. grace says on: 31 December 2005 at 11:29 pm

    Interesting Facts
    … The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime while asleep at night … SHARKS ARE IMMUNE TO CANCER. AFTER EATING, A HOUSE FLY REGURGITATES ITS FOOD AND EATS IT AGAIN …

  160. rouge says on: 2 January 2006 at 11:49 pm

    that is a lie i looked it up you do not do that!!!!!

    you all suck

    only the ones that said it was true (ewww! and gross!)

  161. Audrey Fascinating says on: 2 February 2006 at 12:17 pm

    I don’t know why people don’t like spiders, they’re so nice and energetic. They spin beautiful webs for you to enjoy. They pretty much respect your space in the house, they get their own space because they are afraid of people. They’re not like scorpions, I hate scorpions, although I am a scorpio if you believe in horoscope.

  162. Arachne says on: 5 February 2006 at 7:58 am

    There was an old lady
    who swallowed a spider,
    It wriggled and giggled
    and tickled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider
    to catch the fly.
    I don’t know why
    she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she’ll die.

  163. Gayane says on: 1 March 2006 at 12:01 pm

    …hmmm…so that’s why I feel thirsty when I wake up in the mornings..Lol
    That makes sense;)

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