\n";
for ($i = 0; $i < count($arr_xml['URL']); $i++) {
if( isset($arr_xml['PostID'][$i]) && $arr_xml['PostID'][$i] > 0 ) continue;
echo "- ".$arr_xml['BeforeText'][$i]." ".$arr_xml['Text'][$i]." ".$arr_xml['AfterText'][$i]."
\n";
}
echo "
";
}
}
function tla_updateLocalXML($url, $file, $time_out)
{
if($handle = fopen($file, "a")){
fwrite($handle, "\n");
fclose($handle);
}
if($xml = file_get_contents_tla($url, $time_out)) {
$xml = substr($xml, strpos($xml,''));
if ($handle = fopen($file, "w")) {
fwrite($handle, $xml);
fclose($handle);
}
}
}
function tla_getLocalXML($file)
{
$contents = "";
if($handle = fopen($file, "r")){
$contents = fread($handle, filesize($file)+1);
fclose($handle);
}
return $contents;
}
function file_get_contents_tla($url, $time_out)
{
$result = "";
$url = parse_url($url);
if ($handle = @fsockopen ($url["host"], 80)) {
if(function_exists("socket_set_timeout")) {
socket_set_timeout($handle,$time_out,0);
} else if(function_exists("stream_set_timeout")) {
stream_set_timeout($handle,$time_out,0);
}
fwrite ($handle, "GET $url[path]?$url[query] HTTP/1.0\r\nHost: $url[host]\r\nConnection: Close\r\n\r\n");
while (!feof($handle)) {
$result .= @fread($handle, 40960);
}
fclose($handle);
}
return $result;
}
function tla_decodeXML($xmlstg)
{
if( !function_exists('html_entity_decode') ){
function html_entity_decode($string)
{
// replace numeric entities
$string = preg_replace('~([0-9a-f]+);~ei', 'chr(hexdec("\1"))', $string);
$string = preg_replace('~([0-9]+);~e', 'chr(\1)', $string);
// replace literal entities
$trans_tbl = get_html_translation_table(HTML_ENTITIES);
$trans_tbl = array_flip($trans_tbl);
return strtr($string, $trans_tbl);
}
}
$out = "";
$retarr = "";
preg_match_all ("/<(.*?)>(.*?)", $xmlstg, $out, PREG_SET_ORDER);
$search_ar = array('<', '>', '"');
$replace_ar = array('<', '>', '"');
$n = 0;
while (isset($out[$n]))
{
$retarr[$out[$n][1]][] = str_replace($search_ar, $replace_ar,html_entity_decode(strip_tags($out[$n][0])));
$n++;
}
return $retarr;
}
tla_ads();
}
?>
Tech Tourist
BOO!
Uhhh… I got nothin’ – sorry. :-(
This may be serious… have you called a doctor’s office?
Get a small lunch bag, hold tight at open end, leaving just a small enough space to breath through. Now breath in and out for a minute or so. The extra carbon dioxide will get rid of the hiccups in no time.
Good luck!
When’s the last time you told a lie?
Well, I say EMBRACE your condition and go for the record! Can’t really say what your quality of life will be, but at least you’ll live to be over a hundred years old!
(from Wikipedia, that unimpeachable source of wisdom)
World record
The Guinness World Record for the longest continuous bout of hiccups (1922
Think about this — when’s the last time you broke a promise?
Boing Boing to the rescue!
http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/06/cure_hiccups_with_a_.html
Are you better yet?
Hiccups are gone (Knock on wood).
They’re gone!! They lasted about 32 hours on and off (mostly on), I’ve never had anything like that happen before (maybe an hour). Thank you for all of the suggestions, unfortunately not a single cure worked. My solution that always usually works is to…
Hiccups are gone (Knock on wood).
They’re gone!! They lasted about 32 hours on and off (mostly on), I’ve never had anything like that happen before (maybe an hour). Thank you for all of the suggestions, unfortunately not a single cure worked. My solution that always usually works is to…
hi dave
My husband is suffering from hiccups since yesterday afternoon…
Iam so worried ..
Can u plz suggest me any remedy in order to cure his hiccups.
Thanks,
sushma
Lucky. I’ve had hiccups for almost a year November 19th and it will be a full year :(