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I couldn’t decide if I should call this category “humor” or “funny”, but I found a few things that were funny but I felt funny labeling them as humor so I went with funny.

Written By: Gary on August 7, 2008 No Comment

I thought this was hysterical. I think I saw it in the movie theatre once before…

Here’s the direct link to Cell Phone Karma at YouTube

Written By: Gary on July 24, 2008 4 Comments

Have you seen my news coverage yet?!? I’m so excited!!!

If the video doesn’t start, click the image once the video finishes loading.

Or go straight to http://GaryForPresident.com/

Written By: Gary on May 25, 2008 No Comment

Overheard from two old guys at the next table:

When you see a hearse heading towards the cemetery
you don’t ever see an armored car following behind it!

Spend it now becuase you can’t take it with you!

I got a chuckle out of that…

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Written By: Gary on April 16, 2008 No Comment

Jill Twiss always makes me laugh. Lately she’s had a lot of great posts so check out her site, in particular I really liked her recent Google thinks I’m a terrible person post….

Written By: Gary on March 20, 2008 2 Comments

This is a great parody of “Rock Band” sung to the tune of “Roxanne”.

Found at nehatiwari.com after catching her segment on PopSiren. A Revision3.com production.

Written By: Gary on February 24, 2008 2 Comments

If this isn’t the cutest review of episode 4 that you’ve ever seen…

I’m sure a few parts were re-shot, but it’s adorable…

Here’s another cute kid video

Written By: Gary on January 31, 2008 3 Comments

If you’ve ever helped anyone with a computer you’ll love this! This is can also be referred to as “The Medieval Helpdesk“.

This is in Norwegian, so you can probably turn the volume down, but it’s subtitled. I just watched this with a bunch of technology directors and we were all laughing out loud.

Written By: Gary on January 27, 2008 2 Comments

Why is Doing Taxes like Having An Orgasm…?

Because while I can do it myself, I’d much rather have someone else do it for me!

Written By: Gary on January 26, 2008 No Comment

This is so cool! An orchestra composed of fresh vegetables for instruments!! They show the shopping, the making and the playing…

I found this over at Mrs. Who’s blog.

Written By: Gary on January 2, 2008 No Comment

Hippo4Chrsitmas“I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” is one of my favorite songs. And that’s what I got! As I present I got a certificate that I’ve adopted a Hippo at the Detroit Zoo. I’ve got a Hippo, a certificate and background (see the photo).

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas is a Christmas novelty song written by John Coctoasten and performed by Gayla Peevey (10 or 11 years old at the time) in 1953. Hippo1953You can listen here or at the iTunes music store.

This is a favorite Christmas song of mine and I remember it being on a holiday Mix tape that Jim (a co-worker) made one year. It was a few years before it got re-popularized about 10 years ago (maybe from an Ally McBeal episode).

Plus, it includes a trip to the zoo, which (once I go) crosses another item off my 101 in 1001 list

Written By: Gary on September 30, 2007 4 Comments

I thought this was hysterical!!!!
I stole this from Jodi at faster pussycat… type! type!.

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Written By: Gary on September 23, 2007 One Comment

It’s only 4 seconds so give it a look see…

Click here if it doesn’t play….

Written By: Gary on August 21, 2007 One Comment

Hint – It’s an anagram. And it’s cute (and geeky), so don’t watch it if that doesn’t appeal to you…

My worry would be what if you didn’t get the answer you wanted…“Serge Gandaora”, the make believe artist, is actually another anagram – “George and Sara”

Written By: Gary on May 9, 2007 No Comment

I thought this was funny. I usually ignore these but I clicked this one…

It was titled Funny Father Daughter Dance “A Wonderful White Wedding”. It takes a minute to get to the good part but it’s definitely different for a wedding.

On a (completely unrelated) side note Wedding Crashers is a kinda funny candid camera show on Monday Nights. You need to fast forward through the talking parts but the practical jokes are pretty good. If you’ve only seen it this week, try it again this weeks episode was kinda weak…

Written By: Gary on February 19, 2007 One Comment

HA! Never heard that one before!!!!

“The early bird may get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese”

— Wendy’s MySpace Page

I Googled it and found all sorts of references but didn’t see an original source.

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Written By: Gary on January 21, 2007 No Comment

I saw this on Google and thought it was pretty funny, so I’m sharing it with you…
What I thought was extra strange was Google doesn’t seem to have a decent way to share the code as easily as YouTube does. So I ended up getting it from YouTube instead. Google will post directly to Blogger, TypePad, MySpace or LiveJournal (and you need to give them your password!) but YouTube just gives me a line of code to past on my site…

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Written By: Gary on December 3, 2006 No Comment

I’m not sure if this was a recent episode but I just saw this Wired post with screen captures and thought it was pretty funny!

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Written By: Gary on November 20, 2006 One Comment

Stolen from Dean’s World.

I laughed so hard when I watched this the waitress had to come see what was so funny.

Written By: Gary on November 8, 2006 2 Comments

I liked this

Plans are useless, but planning is invaluable.

– Winston Churchill

I stole this from Sizzle’s

It reminds me of

Man Plans… God laughs…

But I’m not sure who said it. Einstein?

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Written By: Gary on October 19, 2006 No Comment

I’m sure they thought it would look cool to film their buddy doing this…

Posted by Jon

I hope they don’t show the video to the insurance company…

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Written By: Gary on October 11, 2006 No Comment

So it’s been a while since I’ve been to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s (they make up funny lists). So here’s a few good ones:

  • Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character?
  • Some of Dan Brown’s Works in Progress.
  • HAL’s Comments While Trapped on a Desert Island, and Your Name Is Dave.
  • Failed NASA Space Programs.

    I’ve pointed out some McSweeney’s highlights in the past…

  • Written By: Gary on October 1, 2006 No Comment

    So Weird Al has a new video for his song called White And Nerdy from his new album Straight Outta Lynwood. If you’re into science, computers and other dorky stuff, I hope you can laugh at yourself when you watch this one

    Written By: Gary on September 30, 2006 One Comment

    So have you seen the guy do the Magic Quarter Trick?
    I don’t post many YouTube type things but this one needed to be shared…

    From Don’t Forward.

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    Written By: Gary on May 10, 2006 One Comment

    ExitheiroglyphicsSo when I was in one of the hotels in Egypt I saw this “hieroglyphic” sign and it struck me as funny so I took a photo of it.

    Written By: Gary on April 12, 2006 3 Comments

    Just had to try this since all the cool kids are doing embedded links like this to YouTube:
    And yes it’s totally stupid, but still, I laughed pretty hard when I watched it…

    Found at Nicole’s.

    YeahtoastI promise any future links to YouTube will not be this huge ugly embedded display. It’ll be a little link like this or an embedded image like on the right…

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    Written By: Gary on March 5, 2006 One Comment

    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

    “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”

    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

    The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?

    ”Well, no,“ she said, ”I’m actually a blonde.“

    I thought so,” the doctor said.

    “Your finger is broken.”

    Stolen from Tawcan at Confessions of a Monkey.

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    Written By: Gary on January 11, 2006 2 Comments

    Not a big blonde joke fan but this is the best blonde joke ever. And you know I don’t often tell jokes…

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    Written By: Gary on January 2, 2006 One Comment

    “I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
    other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
    locks, they are always locking three.”

    –Elayne Boosler

    Here’s another…

    “Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my
    fishburger and I realize, Oh my God….I could be eating a slow learner.”

    –Lynda Montgomery

    From Don’t Forward.

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    Written By: Gary on November 21, 2005 One Comment

    Arlonjanis20051120I just read the funnies from Sunday and I thought this was absolutely hysterical!!! I’m still laughing at this while I write this.

    This silly thing is, that it probably wouldn’t make that much of a difference in the long run, I know people like it different temperatures but if they’re both cold they’re both gonna turn it up they’re both going to get warm. (But I’m still laughing)

    Written By: Gary on November 17, 2005 No Comment

    So I like Jill Twiss’s Blog, it’s called “The World of Jill Twiss:Where Good Things Are Good and Bad Things Are Comedy Material”, it’s generally pretty funny and I’ve had her on my blogroll for a while. I’d go see her if I knew she was ever in the Detroit area or I was in her area. There’s a video on-line of her, it’s stand up and the lighting is awful not so great but you can hear her just fine so go take a look.

    Written By: Gary on October 15, 2005 One Comment

    Samantha will tell you all you need to know about Dog Condoms. She’s got a funny cartoon too. (That’s all I’ve got to say about the matter).

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