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		<title>At the Doctor&#8217;s Office</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- google_ad_section_start --><p>A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor&#8217;s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.</p>
<p>&#8220;Impossible!&#8221; says the doctor. &#8220;Show me.&#8221;</p>
<p>The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.</p>
<p>The doctor said, &#8220;You&#8217;re not really a redhead, are you?</p>
<p>&#8221;Well, no,&#8220; she said, &#8221;I&#8217;m actually a blonde.&#8220;</p>
<p>I thought so,&#8221; the doctor said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Your finger is broken.&#8221;</p>
<p>Stolen from Tawcan at <a href="http://tawcan.blogspot.com/" target="tawcan.blogspot.com/">Confessions of a Monkey</a>.</p>
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		<title>Best Blonde Joke Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- google_ad_section_start --><p>Not a big blonde joke fan but this is the <a href="http://kazza.id.au/mt-archives/001469.html" target="kazza.id.au/mt-archives/001469.html">best blonde joke</a> ever.  And you know I don&#8217;t often tell jokes&#8230;</p>
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