Chased by the Cops...

So yesterday I had to do my Cat in the Hat appearance at a birthday party (I sold my self at an auction). I needed to change into the outfit before going and while I look goofy while wearing it, I think it looks even goofier when you don't wear the whole thing (such as minus hat and whiskers).

So I've got the whole thing on, I'm driving the convertible, hanging onto the hat. I'm in the second lane to the left. I pass the cop in the right turn only lane. He swoops out of the lane and into mine (there's now a van in-between us) and starts following me. It must be due to the rash of Cat (in-the-Hat) burglaries we've had lately or maybe there's a gang of bank robbers who dress up as Cat in the Hat?!? He follows me a few miles and even makes a left turn when I do. He doesn't follow me down the street to five year old Sophie's birthday party, could you have seen it if he had pulled me over in front of the house? She would have been traumatized forever...

The party was great BTW, I read a lot of stories, a few Dr. Seuss and then some. We had fun and I even got an offer for another gig. But doing this more than the few times I do it for school auctions (which always seem to be on summer days) is more than enough for me. Maybe if I could do bachelorette parties instead...?