Imaginary Girlfriends

Okay, so the Internet has hit rock bottom. On eBay if you "are you tired of being alone and your friends and family thinking that you are gay or just can't get a girlfriend" you can bid on this 27 year-old and she'll send you love letters sprayed with perfume, etc. And just in case you aren't sure, Keri clarifies that "I do however want to be clear that in no way does this auction make me your REAL girlfriend." FYI - she went for $52.66.