When placing a personal ad on-line be sure to list the following things to get the most responses.
- Make sure your photos include pictures of all your pets (either alone or with you).
- Speling and grammer aint very imprtant.
- If you could “meet anyone / have lunch with” be sure to list Brad Pitt and/or Tom Cruise (because we can all meet those expectations).
- Be sure to not use any punctuation.
- Be sure to have at least one picture with your ex cut/photoshopped out of the image.
- Use ALL CAPS when possible.
- Be sure to mention your ex at least four or five times.
- Don’t smile in any of your photos.
- List as much of your baggage as possible in your profile (oh, wait! That’s what blogs are for!).
The scary thing is, most of the above comments are from the profiles that I liked…
Science@NASA has a great story about 
